My version of western philosophy
Plato said: We know we feel, but what if we could go further like the gods?
Aristotle said: Well, we can’t but it’s an interesting game.
Descartes said: I know I feel, so I know I am. If we go further, we can also know the world is.
Kant said: Rene, I like what you said, but I’m not sure we can go further.
Kierkegaard said: Oh, Manny, how right you were, we can’t go further, though trying be noble effort.
Bergson said: Dude, the reason we want to go further is quite simple: we’re confused about space and time.
Nietzsche and Sartre said: Actually, it’s even simpler than that, it’s because we’re all alone.
Wittgenstein said: Amen to that!
I said: I knew there was a reason most of my best friends were women.
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